Do you shave? Yes I do. I have a thin beard that does not look good if I grow it. A moustache and goatee that makes me look like a pornographer (Ron Jeremy!!!) even if it’s grown properly. So let’s say facial hair is not for my kind of facial feature. Women shave too. They shave their legs in particular but also what is becoming popular, their pubic as well. LoL.  I’m not going to elaborate on that one. The thing is I hate shaving. It’s just an additional burden on our daily hygienic routines that I think we can do without. But if I don’t do it, I would look so dirty in a couple of days. Then I also notice that every time I shave, I feel that my facial hair grows thicker. Good news for baldies if this is true, but I want to repudiate that old wives tale that says shaving it only makes it thicker. Is it really true? Then why shave at all in the first place? But if it is true, I don’t think shaving makes the hair grow faster or thicker. I believe, and I’ve suspected this for some time now, it is the shaving cream and shaving balm that makes the hair grow thicker and faster. It is a conspiracy of companies like Gillette/proctor and gamble to make a formula like a hair grower so that facial hairs are nourished and encouraged to grow.  The hole in this theory is if this company does indeed have a working hair grower wouldn’t they market it directly to all the desperate baldies and make double or triple the profit? Well. It does have a point. But what I believe is that the company who makes such products has not realized there product does not know that their shaving cream combined with the ingredients in the balm may just be the formula that makes the hair grow.

Did I just talk about a conspiracy about facial hairs? I do think so. Let us move away from hairy subjects and move on to more serious matters. Last month I had that accident I had the displeasure of paying for. So this month is going to be pretty lean. I mustn’t buy any models this month. I should avoid passing by the hobby shop. Not even for a tin of paint. Everything else is relative. The apartment is paid till the end of this year. Just food and phone bills and DSL. I can’t wait for September to be finished. Phone Bills!!!!. Hahahah. The office noticed the frequency of calls.

Saturday, Saudis’ equivalent for the rest of the worlds Monday, started rather slowly. My job is getting more boring by the minute. I have a shipment delayed and a couple of air freight parcels which I think were sent to Katmandu by mistake. I have to calculate the costs on the quotations by tomorrow so why am I writing this blog? I’m supposed to be busy, right? Thankfully the rest of my shipments are on time. My boss is very vague. I asked him when are the tentative deadline for the projects I have.  He said “as soon as possible”. Does he mean as soon as I can or make every effort to finish it? I need a date! But I did ask him in a sarcastic manner (not obviously though) that if I finish it ASAP, can I go home ASAP as well? I got a positive answer. J

My colleague just came back from vacation. He spent just 2 weeks. I guess he’s afraid that someone will take over his post while he’s away. He’s always been a suspicious bastard. And guess what? He’s also bald.